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Machete movie reviews

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  Machete

  Sunday, September 26, 2010 5:27:42 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Alot of fun and great to see Danny Trejo in a lead role. He was great on Breaking Bad as well, and in his many roles over the years. Popcorn movie. Talk about a cast too! Trejo / Deniro / Alba / Lohan / Marin / Seagal / Rodriguez, etc. Solid.

• 6

  Machete

  Saturday, September 25, 2010 12:31:18 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  this movie was crazy! so violent lol, didn't love it, didn't have it

• 8

  Machete

  Friday, September 24, 2010 11:33:43 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  a GREAT Robert Rodriguez film!!!! The entire cast was a hit, even Jessica Alba who I typically dislike. Just remember...the cheese factor is high...but it's supposed to be!!

• 3

  Machete

  Thursday, September 23, 2010 5:13:45 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  A fun watch, for what it was. Lot's of blood and gore. I did get a bit bored by the end. Thought the Grindhouse movies were better.

• 10

  Machete

  Monday, September 20, 2010 7:28:39 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Machete was sooo funny and the different stunts were amazing. It was a very good movie.

• 6

  Machete

  Sunday, September 19, 2010 6:54:42 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  So funny and violence ! Good to see Steven Seagal back on screen.

• 8

  Machete

  Saturday, September 18, 2010 9:03:29 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Awesome

• 1

  Machete

  Thursday, September 16, 2010 5:49:56 PM | (age group: 35–49) | M

  very cheap action/comedy,total waste of expectations espl from sseagal.

• 5

  Machete

  Thursday, September 16, 2010 12:38:03 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This is a great movie, in a weird sense. One of the funniest movies I have ever seen, with a lot of blood and gore. In no way is this anti-American, rather anti racism and anti stupidity. I would not recommend this to someone who hates blood and guts, but even that part is hilarious. Get your popcorn and hang on for the ride....

• 1

  Machete

  Thursday, September 16, 2010 12:02:47 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Nothing more than an attempt to get more hate between people and we have more than enough of that now!